I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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