I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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