awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
And then he peed in my hair
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