He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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