All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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