I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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