arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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