I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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