I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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