Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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