11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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