Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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