we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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