Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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