Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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