The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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