Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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