butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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