So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
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How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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