wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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