DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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