Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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