Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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