Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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