I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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