Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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