There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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