yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
