your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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