i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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