please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
