dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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