i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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