either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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