Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize
