He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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