I bet he comes in French.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
My cat gives me a boner
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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