I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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