She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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