ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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