Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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