if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
