there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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