that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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