Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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