i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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