this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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