the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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