Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think im going to throw up on grandma
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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