Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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