she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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