just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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