Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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