I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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