I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's blow job season.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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