Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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